I Bought 7 Power Drills Because I Kept Losing Them. Here's What I Learned.
(A True Confession from the Woman Who Once Tried to Spackle a Window)
Let’s get one thing straight: I am a home improvement expert. I write books, I host workshops, and I can wire a three-way switch blindfolded (though I highly recommend keeping your eyes open).
But I am also a chaotic force of nature, a walking, talking testament to the fact that expertise does not equal organization. Specifically, I am the proud owner of seven (7) power drills.
No, I don't own a construction company. No, I don't run a tool rental service. I own seven drills because I am constantly losing the one I need, usually five minutes after I swore I just put it down "right here."
I’m talking about a level of disorganization so profound that the guys at the local Home Depot (shoutout to Gary in Electrical, my unofficial therapist) greet me with a weary sigh and immediately ask, "Lost another one, Sarah?"
This article isn't just about drills; it's about the expensive journey of learning that sometimes, the cheapest tool isn't the best, and sometimes, the most expensive tool is useless if you can't find the battery charger.
The $350 Lesson in Shelf Installation (2014)
My journey into unnecessary drill accumulation started back in 2014, shortly after my husband, bless his patient soul, suggested we hang some floating shelves in the dining room. It seemed simple enough. Famous last words.
I had one drill at the time: a trusty, if slightly heavy, DeWalt DCD771C2 20V MAX kit that I had bought on sale for about $149.99. It was a tank. It could drill through concrete, and frankly, it felt like it weighed as much as a small tank.
We started the project on a Saturday morning. I drilled the first pilot hole perfectly. I set the drill down on the drop cloth, turned to grab the anchor, and when I turned back, the drill had vanished.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: It didn't vanish, Sarah. You just moved it.
But I swear, it was like the drill had achieved sentience and decided to run away to join the circus. We spent 45 minutes looking for it. We checked the garage, the basement, the kitchen cabinets (don't ask). Nothing.
My husband was getting frustrated. The shelves needed hanging that day because we were hosting his parents for dinner and they judge clutter like it's an Olympic sport.
So, what did I do? I drove to Lowe’s and bought a brand new drill. Not the same model, because I was feeling rebellious, but a lighter, sexier Ryobi P208D ONE+ 18V kit for $99. It was neon green, so surely, I couldn't lose that one.
I got home, finished the shelves (which are still slightly crooked, but we pretend they’re "rustic"), and promptly put the new Ryobi back in its case.
The next morning, Sunday, I went to grab the drop cloth to shake it out. Underneath the drop cloth, nestled perfectly in the folds, was the original DeWalt. It hadn't run away. It had merely cloaked itself in beige canvas.
Total cost of this single shelf project: $149.99 (DeWalt) + $99.00 (Ryobi) + $100 (anchors, screws, therapy) = $348.99. I had two drills, and one very expensive lesson in the physics of camouflage.
This was the start of the collection. Every time I needed a drill for a quick five-minute job, and couldn't immediately locate one of the existing two, I would panic-buy a third, fourth, or fifth. My brain, apparently, thinks that the fastest way to save time is to spend $100.
The Seven Deadly Drills: A Comparative Analysis
Over the years, my collection grew. I now have a drill for every mood, every project, and every hiding spot in the house. Here is the lineup, ranked by their effectiveness and how much I curse when I realize the battery is dead.
Drill #1: The Workhorse (DeWalt DCD771C2 20V MAX)
- Year Purchased: 2014
- Price: $149.99 (on sale)
- Vibe: The reliable dad. Heavy, powerful, and slightly judgmental.
- Best For: Heavy-duty lag bolts, drilling into brick, mixing thin-set mortar (yes, I use it for that, don't tell the manufacturer).
- The Catch: It’s heavy. After 20 minutes of overhead work, my arms look like I’ve been wrestling a bear. Also, its yellow color blends seamlessly into my workbench clutter, making it the most frequently lost.
Drill #2: The Neon Mistake (Ryobi P208D ONE+ 18V)
- Year Purchased: 2014
- Price: $99.00
- Vibe: The enthusiastic but slightly underpowered younger brother. It’s neon green! How did I lose this one? (Spoiler: I lost the charger for three months).
- Best For: Light assembly, hanging picture frames, boring through soft pine.
- The Catch: It’s fine, but it struggles with serious torque. If you try to drive a 3-inch deck screw into hardwood, it whines like a teenager asked to do chores. It's great if you are already invested in the Ryobi ONE+ battery ecosystem, which I am, because I also own their leaf blower and a hot glue gun that looks like a ray gun.
Drill #3: The Impulse Buy (Black+Decker LD120VA 12V Lithium)
- Year Purchased: 2016 (During a desperate attempt to assemble an IKEA dresser in a closet)
- Price: $49.99
- Vibe: The toy. Small, light, and utterly useless for anything requiring actual power.
- Best For: Screwing in outlet covers, assembling IKEA furniture (if you have the patience of a saint), pretending you are doing DIY while drinking wine.
- The Catch: It’s 12V. It’s cute. It fits in my pocket. But if you hit a knot in the wood, it just stops and looks at you, defeated. I bought this because I thought the DeWalt was too big for the tight closet space. It was a waste of fifty dollars. I ended up using a manual screwdriver and weeping quietly.